10 Things I've Learned in Six Months of Motherhood

1. The only things you need to mother an infant: two breasts and a sling.
2. A small balloon tied to a six-month-old's wrist will entertain him for a good 20 minutes.
3. Take lots of pictures because babies change so quickly.
4. You can get a heck of a lot done during naptime.
5. Take others' opinions about parenting with a grain of salt, and give yours only when asked.
6. Breast leakage can be a fashion statement.
7. Sometimes you just need to get out of the house.
8. Waking up to a laughing baby is just about the best way to start the day.
9. The question people most love to ask new parents is, "Is he sleeping through the night?"
10. It's ok if you don't shower until noon and you'll feel better once you do.